Message!

13 Jun Message!

I feel like I’m not paying attention to something. Have you ever had those days, when you feel like you’re missing something? And it’s trying to get your attention?

For example, in the past two days, I have had a nightmare and literally woke up scared, skinned my knee (with my combat boot when I crossed my legs, no less), knocked my coffee all over my computer at work and tripped on the sidewalk–and then made a bunch of noise, calling extra attention to the almost-fall because I was surprised.

Now, obviously, a big part of this is because I’m clumsy. But yall knew that already.

I’m not superstitious, either. So that’s not it.

Did you guys see that video of Kanye West smacking his head against that pole when he was out with his finally-divorced baby mama? I feel like that was a message, too. It was Donda West sick of rolling over in her grave and gave him the smack upside his head he needed. To tell him he’s effing up.

Have yall ever had instances like that? Don’t leave me out here feeling like I’m the only one who is missing the message bubble. And, I feel like this feeling has something to do with the fact that I’m dressed like it’s laundry day. Don’t judge.

It kind of works. Kind of.